WaPo: Recruits Sought for Porn Squad
Make it stop. Please, dear Jeebus, make it stop. One ginormous fuck-up after another with the Cheney administration. Who but Bush could pick two Attorney Generals in a row who are afraid of their palms getting hairy?
Hurricanes destroying the coast, soldiers dying in Iraq every fucking day, and (according to Cheney and Rummy) terrorists walking our streets with impunity...
...and the FBI is forming an anti-jerk-off squad? Are you fucking serious?! Christ, if the executive branch is so flush with cash it can afford to piss away money on this shit, form a fucking anti-spam task force. It's a two-fer; it will save the sanity of thousands of online Americans and maybe generate good PR with huge fines against spammer slimebags. And yeah, there's a lot porn-related spam.
I can't help but think Dubya found some dirty, drunken pictures of Jenna and Not Jenna and ordered Gonzales to do something.
"Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as 'one of the top priorities' of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of 'the Director.' That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III."
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