Friday, August 19, 2005

The General Recruits Malkin

Jesus' General: She loves the smell of blood in the morning

Pray harder, for Operation Yellow Elephant:

"Dear Mrs. Malkin,

Being a conservative Christian, I'm usually opposed to women leaving the home, but you're different from other women. ...

As much as I enjoy seeing you eviscerate grieving mothers, I think your viciousness could be applied more effectively. Your unwavering support for the war and your fierce hatred of brown people combine to make you the perfect candidate for service in Iraq."

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