Wednesday, May 18, 2005

"Man on Dog" Santorum Has Some Competition

Catch.com -- United States of Santorum

"From Parsley's The Center for Moral Clarity web site:
'If same-sex marriage is legalized, then on what basis can marriage be denied to any other group or coupling? If marriage were a civil right, than what would stop group marriages or what would stop someone from marrying their pet?'"

Hmm.. well, personally I find my cat lost all sex appeal after he gave me french-kiss lacerations; but maybe you should check-in with your other RightWingNuttia brethren.

"In Ohio, the Rev. Rod Parsley of the World Harvest Church said at a gathering of 1,000 Patriot Pastors last week that the issues underscoring the filibuster fight transcend partisan politics.

'We're not Democrats. We're not Republicans. We're Christocrats,' he declared."


Is this guy into self-parody? I use theocon as a derisive term, but apparently the Rev is proud to smear his religious beliefs with right-wing bullshit. Can a crusade be far behind?

Maybe a quest, first...
DUBYA: It is I, Dubya, son of Herbert Walker, from the castle of Crawford. King of the Christocrats, defeater of the McCainnites, sovereign of all RightWingNuttia!

GUARD #1: Pull the other one!

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