Monday, January 29, 2007

Afghanistan Surge

Bush Commits One Additional Troop To Afghanistan | The Onion

"In an effort to display his administration's willingness to fight on all fronts in the War on Terror, President Bush said at a press conference Monday that American ground forces in Afghanistan will be aided by the immediate deployment of Marine Pfc. Tim Ekenberg of Camp Lejeune, NC.

... 'Today, I am ordering the deployment of the 325th Marine Expeditionary Brigade, Private Tim Ekenberg, to the embattled Kandahar region.

We will take whatever measures necessary to win,' Bush added. 'Isn't that right, Tim?'"


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