Wonkette: "Novak Takes His Lack of Balls and Goes Home. Does this mean that MSNBC will give Novak his own show?"
It was reported today that CNN attempted to move the corpse of uberpolitihack Bob Novak, in hopes of finding one of his high level White Houses sources pinned underneath.
Shockingly, the corpse gasped and spat "This is BULLSHIT!" as staff members gently pried the rotting cadaver from the newsroom floor.
CNN has finally announced they will bury the body after years of pleading from the public to do just that.
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